Looking rough as fuck

Looking rough as fuck

House smells like cookies but the are no cookies here. Only lies and disappointment.

niggasandcomputers:theogblackjesus:

nonjutsu:

"you thought you could trick me with that fake emerald didn’t you Sonic? ”

me

SONIC BRING THAT ASS HERE BOII-OLE GOT MORE HEAD THAN REST OF YO BODY LOOKIN BOII-OLE NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SOCKS WIT SOME PUMAS LOOKIN BOII-OLE LATEX GLOVES LIKE YOU DUSTIN FOR PRINTS LOOKIN BOII

niggasandcomputers:

theogblackjesus:

nonjutsu:

"you thought you could trick me with that fake emerald didn’t you Sonic? ”

me

SONIC BRING THAT ASS HERE BOII
-OLE GOT MORE HEAD THAN REST OF YO BODY LOOKIN BOII
-OLE NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SOCKS WIT SOME PUMAS LOOKIN BOII
-OLE LATEX GLOVES LIKE YOU DUSTIN FOR PRINTS LOOKIN BOII

-lsd:

jrunk:

can your child serve like this

Yas(!)

the trolls at the waterpark

  • <b> karkat:</b> he wears too much sunblock and slips multiple times on the pavement<p><b>aradia:</b> she doesn't even swim she just gets food from the concession stand and sits with sollux the whole time<p><b>tavros:</b> he gets stuck in a float tube and circles the lazy river about 20 times before gamzee finds him and helps him out<p><b>sollux:</b> he brought his husktop with him and got it wet<p><b>nepeta:</b> went in the lazy river rapids with equius and fell out and got seperated from him. just curled up on the lounge for the rest of the day. she hated the water. equius insisted she go.<p><b>kanaya:</b> she spent half the time searching for equius because he refused to put on sunblock. also went on the 70 foot tall waterslide that drops straight down. didn't scream. she is strong.<p><b>terezi:</b> went on the dragon themed water slide about 10 times until vriska made her stop<p><b>vriska:</b> layed in the sun for half the trip tanning. tried to flip tavros in the lazy river. tripped karkat. made terezi stop going on the dragon themed waterslide. then took a nap. she was almost left behind until tavros went back and got her.<p><b>equius:</b> refused to put on sunblock because he is STRONG. ended up getting sunburned all over his body. couldn't move for 3 days.<p><b>gamzee:</b> he went on all the rides. all of them. his face paint washed off and he got upset for 2 seconds before seeing the lazy river. floated in it until he saw tavros and helped him out.<p><b>eridan:</b> he didn't wanna go. feferi made him. he was upset the entire time. had to reform his hair after it fell flat when he got out from a waterslide.<p><b>feferi:</b> she didn't leave. police had to come. she never left. shes still there. swimming, 3 days later. eridan is worried. the police gave up. she is too strong<p>

kastiakbc:

cbkask:

Steven Universe AMV Ive been working on.

EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THIS AMV, WHETHER YOU’RE A FAN OF STEVEN UNIVERSE OR NOT

mabeltree:

"Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”

joeaconite:

andariel-sirene:

evilqueenslaugh:

jumpingjacktrash:

estychan:

sandblocks:

Why use a printer? When you can use an ink cannon?

What. The. Fuck.

wow

Remind’s me of Homer’s make-up gun. 

Printer Ink?! That is the single most expensive work of art in history.

alonetogether-forever:

lazynbored:

I wanna live like this llama

Please unmute this. 

smitethepatriarchy:

holymashedpotatoesbatman:

klinki:

self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything

So go to the doctor and get an actual diagnosis?

Why don’t poor people just buy more money?

officialcrow:

monsieurcouture:

Felipe Fanaia S/S 2015 Menswear São Paulo Fashion Week

how cali niggas dress

officialcrow:

monsieurcouture:

Felipe Fanaia S/S 2015 Menswear São Paulo Fashion Week

how cali niggas dress

debrides:

nbselfielove:

grossdeadboys:

*thinks about cutting off all my hair to fit into the androgyny form promoted by white kids*

*remembers how hot i am*

u dnt need short hair to be andro or a boy, u dnt have to be white or have stick straight hair or anything. sick of seeing us being represented exclusively by white thin kids w their side swept hair.

gender is not ur physical appearance. 

<33333333

I ACTUALLY needed that a lot rn thank u

problackgirl:

i just immediately stan any successful dark skinned woman bcs you know her come up was at least 30 times harder than everyone else

coolazoid:

The mayor of Townsville has a jigglypuff watch and I want one so badly

ghostfacekillaaah:

Bare lies 💀

ghostfacekillaaah:

Bare lies 💀