House smells like cookies but the are no cookies here. Only lies and disappointment.
"you thought you could trick me with that fake emerald didn’t you Sonic? ”
SONIC BRING THAT ASS HERE BOII
-OLE GOT MORE HEAD THAN REST OF YO BODY LOOKIN BOII
-OLE NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SOCKS WIT SOME PUMAS LOOKIN BOII
-OLE LATEX GLOVES LIKE YOU DUSTIN FOR PRINTS LOOKIN BOII
Steven Universe AMV Ive been working on.
EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THIS AMV, WHETHER YOU’RE A FAN OF STEVEN UNIVERSE OR NOT
"Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”
Why use a printer? When you can use an ink cannon?
What. The. Fuck.
Remind’s me of Homer’s make-up gun.
Printer Ink?! That is the single most expensive work of art in history.
self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything
So go to the doctor and get an actual diagnosis?
Why don’t poor people just buy more money?
Felipe Fanaia S/S 2015 Menswear São Paulo Fashion Week
how cali niggas dress
*thinks about cutting off all my hair to fit into the androgyny form promoted by white kids*
*remembers how hot i am*
u dnt need short hair to be andro or a boy, u dnt have to be white or have stick straight hair or anything. sick of seeing us being represented exclusively by white thin kids w their side swept hair.
gender is not ur physical appearance.
I ACTUALLY needed that a lot rn thank u
i just immediately stan any successful dark skinned woman bcs you know her come up was at least 30 times harder than everyone else
The mayor of Townsville has a jigglypuff watch and I want one so badly